omnybus:

chaumas:

afrosarah:

chaumas:

you ever have “cry and scream yourself awake” level nightmares that are immediately the stupidest premises imaginable the moment you actually wake up

The last time I wailed “help, please, help me, heeelp” loud enough to have the whole house come running, it was because I was having a nightmare that I was in my laundry room, and out of the corner of my eye I witnessed a Snoopy stuffed animal slowly rise up on two legs, as if being manipulated by a ghost or perhaps made animate by a possessing spirit, and slowly start to dance the Macarena.

I can’t stop thinking about this

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Eeeeeey macarena

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owlpellet:

i thought my laptop was on its last leg because it was running at six billion degrees and using 100% disk space* at all times and then i turned off shadows and some other windows effects and it was immediately cured. i just did the same to my roommate’s computer and its performance issues were also immediately cured. okay. i guess.

so i guess if you have creaky freezy windows 10/11 try searching “advanced system settings”, go to performance settings, and uncheck “show shadows under windows” and anything else you don’t want. hope that helps someone else.

*yes sorry i mean usage i posted this before bed :( i do not mean the hard drive is full aaaaghhhh

bgm05:

you have to beat fume knight to get the original post back

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thickness-protection-program:

Why is this heat so hot 😩

kaijuno:

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Hi Europe! As someone whose had pets during heat waves, put them in the fridge. I’m not kidding. They’ll love it. Clean out a shelf and just pop them in. During the last Michigan heat wave I emptied out an ice chest just for the cats to relax in.

matoitech:

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molags-balls:

Never stop the grind 💪💪

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supermary64:

supermary64:

I love how muppets walk I wish I could walk like that

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hamvendor:

hamvendor:

croc-odette:

hamvendor:

hamvendor:

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She has 10 eggs omg how did her little body make so many eggs I’m going to cry

Her bird husband keeps bringing her little green worms to eat and every time she hears him outside she does these happy little chirps ahhhhh

she’s sleeping right now…

UPDATE: all ten eggs have hatched :)

UPDATE:

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All ten babies are getting ready to fledge!!!

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everythingfox:

peekaboo

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noellevanious:

It’s so cool how the original playstation started out with this weird odd-looking and not great controller. But as soon as it grew boobs you could play with it was so revolutionary that to this day, 24 years later, it’s not only an iconic, barely changed controller design, but boobs have become a defining universal feature for controllers

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